Mormon Boyz says: During transfers, Elder Dudley, Elder Ence, and Elder Sorensen were paired together. This was somewhat awkward for poor Elder Dudley who feels like Elder Ence is the guy of his dreams. And although he feels like he has fallen in love with Ence, he still fooled around with Elder Sorensen while the two were on splits.
What Elder Dudley didn’t know was that Elder Sorensen seduced his companion as well when it was their turn to be on splits together.
The boys barely had been in their new threesome companionship a week when Elder Dudley and Elder Ence learned the truth from Elder Sorensen in the temple. On the one hand the revelation was awesome. This meant they wouldn’t have to be secretive about the sex they were having. But for Elder Dudley there were complicated feelings about the love of his life having sex with someone else.
But Elder Dudley was quick to acknowledge his hypocrisy, and his jealousy melted away.
Mormon Boyz says: Part of Brother Johnson’s calling as Ward Mission Leader is to convene a correlation meeting (sometimes called a coordination meeting) with the missionaries Elder Lindsay and Elder Ricci he oversees every week, and plan how members of the ward congregation can help assist the missionaries with the missionary effort.
But after his recent sexual encounter with the two full-time missionaries, Brother Johnson is feeling like he wants to do all the assisting himself.
Mormon Boyz says: Meet Brother Johnson a hung mormon who is also the ward mission leader, whose responsibility it is to hold accountable the missionaries in his ward.
Mormon Boyz says: Elder Hardt has a new calling: to find out all he can about Elder Jordan.
It was the actions of a shirtless Elder Jordan which resulted in a mission-wide ban on P-day beach volleyball.
His washboard abs proved to be too disruptive after a number of the other elders in his zone kept getting involuntary erections every time he took off his shirt.
To keep their young minds and loins centered on the work, and to gain better authoritative control of the situation (milk before meat), the mission president banned the sport altogether.
Although this wasn’t the first time Elder Jordan’s reputation had raised eyebrows in the mission office, it seemed to be the final straw. …but in a good way.
Soon after, the mission president felt moved to transfer Elder Jordan to the mission home, and assign him to Elder Hardt (one of the Assistants to the President (A.P.)) as a new temporary companion; sort of like an extended workover.
Mormon Boyz says: Elder Parker has heard the gossip about inspections with Bishop Angus, so when he gets called in, he knows a thorough examination and a hard pounding are in store.
He tells the bishop almost immediately that he has heard about what goes on in these inspections, so the bishop wastes no time in getting him naked and sticking it in.
Elder Parker thinks they’d have more luck baptizing people if all bishops were as friendly as Bishop Angus.
Name: Elder Revolorio, Age 22 years old, Cock Uncircumcised, Height 5’9″, Weight 172 lbs
Mormon Boyz says: It may come as a surprise that Elder Revolorio is a District Leader. Then again, what on this site isn’t a surprise? A District consists of 4-12 missionaries (2-6 companionships). District leaders check in with the missionaries in their district each night. That, and they give trainings at District Meetings each week. When I asked Elder Revolorio if much had changed since I was a missionary, he said no. Mostly I tally up numbers at the end of each week for the Zone leader. He laughed when I told him I had been a District leader on my mission. Good Mormon boys, and here we are about to make a dirty movie. Elder Revolorio is now in my ward, I can sympathize. Had I not been raised Mormon, I’d convert in an instant if I were approached by Elder Revolorio.
Name Elder Wrightstone, Age 19 years old, Cock Cut, Height 6′, Weight 150 lbs
Mormon Boyz says: Elder Wrightstone is what other missionaries would call a “greenie,” meaning he’s only been a missionary for a few months. Considering he’s young and new to the “mission field,” his self-confidence was surprising and charming. And by self-confidence, I’m not just referring to how well he performs in front of the camera.
Name Elder Kensington, Age 18 years old, Height 5′ 10″, Cock XL & Talented
Mormon Boyz says: As part of his evaluation, Elder Kensington’s balls were shaved. Many Mormons point to studies comparing the sperm counts in men who wear loose fitting underwear to the sperm counts in men who wear tight underwear. The higher sperm count of their men is evidence of the divine nature of the Mormon temple garment.